Friday, November 7, 2008
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Don't come to Hades County. Don't come for the silver, don't come for the money. Don't come to drive the cattle or settle the land. Don't come for the adventure or the opportunity or the women. Don't come to Hades County unless you done gone been to real Hell already. Even then, don't come to Hades County.
Dead: $200
Alive: $500
Just the head: $100
Accomplice to the Cesar Gang out of Dirt County.
For crimes against our local populace including, but not limited to: Kidnapping, murder, rape, horse thieving, disturbance of the peace, cattle rustling, and lynching without a proper permit.
Colonel James Middleton Saddlerock was born December 23, 1815, in New Amsterdam, New York, to silversmith Winston Faust Saddlerock and his wife, Helen Agartha Fairfax.
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